Seasons

Florida's seasons
Jan- mostly April temperature but thrown in a few hard freezes. Same days can be in the 90s right after the hard freeze.

Feb- sticky and humid

March- actually nice spring weather but lets thrown in a few random days of winter since winter waa forgotten, throw in mosquitos.

April- a few nice days but mostly warm

May-summer

June- extra summer and hurricanes

July- actually went to hell

August- can it get any worse?

September- still feels like July

October- it's actually July, we never left. Let's thrown in a surprise hurricane too.

Novenver- a light Maybe a cool breeze by 5 degrees

Decemver- muggy, hot, Maybe one day to put on a jacket.  Maybe.

July in February

I tried to enjoy the day.

I sweated.

On my way back to the AC I destroyed some flowers.

Everything is terrible.

I hate this state.

Rage

My hatred has grown by merely reading about my hatred of Florida.

Fifty Shades of Green

Above is an accurate seasonal representation of Florida.

Welcome to December.

Everything is still the same. 

Eyes

I am not seeing right now because I live in Florida

Instead I see this 

My eyes bleed 

This ain't love

My armpits have become the rain forest

I hate you, FL.