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Have I mentioned I hate Florida?

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Look! Look at these. These are breath-taking. These make my heart tingle. How can these scenes be real??

 Then...look at this! Muted, dull, moist, tangled, flat, sandy yuck. Like an ogre's sweaty arse. This is Florida. I hate Florida. 

 (Photos courtesy of Google. I own nothing)