Fifty Shades of Green

Above is an accurate seasonal representation of Florida.

Welcome to December.

Everything is still the same. 

Eyes

I am not seeing right now because I live in Florida

Instead I see this 

My eyes bleed 

This ain't love

My armpits have become the rain forest

I hate you, FL. 

Moist. So Moist.

The chill I feel from the AC is nearly magical. If I close my eyes and pretend real hard...maybe, I can will the leaves to be orange.

Autumn, you're a fantasy

Today I look at this picture with such yearning.

Outside it is hot.

Outside it is moist.

Outside it is green.

Rainbow of autumn...why don't you visit me here? Why must the palm trees dominants? Why does this weather never change? 

Why do I sweat in October?

Now, I weep. 

The f word sucks

I wish to print out mountain views and paste them on every window. That way I can see something pretty instead of flat mosquito infested lands.

I hate Florida.

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Look! Look at these. These are breath-taking. These make my heart tingle. How can these scenes be real??

 Then...look at this! Muted, dull, moist, tangled, flat, sandy yuck. Like an ogre's sweaty arse. This is Florida. I hate Florida. 

 (Photos courtesy of Google. I own nothing)